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Taking you women hunting? may be good, may be not!


It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring

to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the

kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise finds his

beautiful blonde wife Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, “What are you up to?”
Alice smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!”
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly

he decides to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside

of San Marcos, Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in

the tree stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful

aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice

couldn’t bag an elephant – much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array

of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets

closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away

from my deer!”

Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his

screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away

from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is

surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands

high in the air.

The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled,

“Okay, lady! You can have your deer! Just let me get

my saddle off it!”